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یکشنبه 21 اسفند 1390 :: نویسنده : امیر امیری
یك روز مردی فقیر از سر ناچاری تصمیم گرفت تاغازی كه در خانه داشت را بردارد و بفروشد، مرد غاز را برداشت و بیرون شد كه ناگهان از در نیمه باز همسایه، مرد غریبه‌ای را دید كه در حال لهو و لعب با زن همسایه است مرد با خود اندیشید و فكری كرد سپس ناگهان وارد خانه همسایه شد و با خشم رو به مرد كرد و گفت:
"اهای با زن نامحرم و غریبه به چه كاری مشغولی؟ می‌خواهی تا فریاد براورم تا حكم شرع را شارع بر تو جاری كند."
مرد غریبه به دامن مرد افتاد و با عجز و ناله از او خواست تا از او در گذرد... مرد فقیر دستی به ریش كشید و گفت:
" تنها در صورتی از تو خواهم گذشت كه غاز من را به 20 سكه بخری."
مرد دست در جیب كرد و بیست سكه داد مرد فقیر گفت:
"حالا در صورتی داد نمی‌زنم كه غاز را به من 1 سكه بفروشی"
مرد نگون بخت هم قبول كرد و اینكار انقدر ادامه پیدا كرد كه مرد فقیر تمامی سكه های انفرد را گرفت و همراه با غاز به خانه برگشت. وقتی ماجرا را با خوشحالی برای همسرش بازگو كرد همسرش به او گفت كه بهترست به نزد حاكم شرع رفته و داستان را برای او تعریف كند و از وی بپرسد كه آیا این پول حرام است یا حلال؟
مرد نیز به گفته همسر وفا كرد و به در خانه حاكم شرع رفت و در زد و چون شارع در را باز كرد گفت:
"یا قاضی القضات ما غازی داشتیم در خانه...." كه شارع حرف او را قطع كرد و گفت: "تو پدر ما را در آوردی با اون غازت"


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